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Post Marathon Commandments

10/17/2011

The 15 10 Post Marathon Commandments:

1. Thou shalt not eat donuts for breakfast.

2. Thou shalt not eat 2 donuts for breakfast.

3. Thou shalt not eat 2 donuts for breakfast and then a donut for dessert.

4. Thou shalt go to the track or do a hill workout once a week even though thou knows how much they hurt.

5. Thou shalt get professionally fit for a new pair of sneakers.

6. Thou shalt go to the weight room once a week.

7. Thou shalt remember to take thou daily vitamins.

8. Thou shalt drastically reduce thou diet soda intake.

9. Thou shalt find thou foam roller AND thou shalt use it.

10. Thou shalt stop sleeping wearing thou finisher’s medal.

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. Steph permalink
    10/17/2011 7:11 PM

    I can get on board w/ most of it… except the last one…

    • Suzanne permalink*
      10/17/2011 7:17 PM

      It’s getting weird especially since I sleep naked.

      • Suzanne permalink*
        10/17/2011 7:17 PM

        (I don’t really sleep naked.)

  2. 10/30/2011 9:45 AM

    It would only be weird if you were eating donuts naked while wearing your metal.

    • Suzanne permalink*
      10/30/2011 2:22 PM

      That’s foreplay in our house!

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